"You’re a good lad, Frodo. I’m very selfish, you know. Yes, I am. Very selfish. I don’t know why I took you in after your mother and father died but it wasn’t out of charity. I think it was because… of all my numerous relations, you were the one Baggins that showed real spirit."

"You’re a good lad, Frodo. I’m very selfish, you know. Yes, I am. Very selfish. I don’t know why I took you in after your mother and father died but it wasn’t out of charity. I think it was because… of all my numerous relations, you were the one Baggins that showed real spirit."

(Source: theartoflottie)

Reblogged from aphnorja


batreaux:

me: *stares into abyss*
abyss: *stares back into me*
me: *rips shirt off* you wanna go?

Reblogged from knyghtinsourarmor


the-ink-monster:

Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.

Reblogged from kept-under-lock-and-key


myjetpack:


My book of cartoons ‘You’re All Just Jealous of my Jetpack’ is available now:US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/1770461043UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1770461043Other stockists and info at www.tomgauld.com

myjetpack:

My book of cartoons ‘You’re All Just Jealous of my Jetpack’ is available now:
US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/1770461043
UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1770461043
Other stockists and info at www.tomgauld.com

Reblogged from bisexualpatroclus


draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

Reblogged from badgersinbowties


adventures-in-asexuality:

whimsicalspecks:

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

i hate you so much

But this key is so unnatural!

adventures-in-asexuality:

whimsicalspecks:

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

i hate you so much

But this key is so unnatural!

Reblogged from caddiewhite


(Source: youtube.com)

Reblogged from kixaxstyx


beingdifferentisbest:

rinmatsuokasfree:

the-singular-experience:

a-mock-turtle:

federalists:

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

omg can I please?

that sounds fun

Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout

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If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.

I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.

Don’t forget about the Asexual’s Mirror Maze

Reblogged from kixaxstyx


versacetits:

how white people flirt

versacetits:

how white people flirt

(Source: sorrynotsoorry)

Reblogged from wondiferous-apathy


livingsim:

Disney doing it right.

(Source: karlimeaghan)

Reblogged from kixaxstyx


felicianobeilschmidts:

artblock doodles OTL

felicianobeilschmidts:

artblock doodles OTL

Reblogged from xbokuhetaliax


fatwink:

There’s a video of homophobes hugging a gay person going around? Who filmed my family christmas?

(Source: whitepassing)

Reblogged from mechacop


kerosene-lion:

thatguythatdoesthingsandstuff:

ollivander:

frequencyratios:

Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children.

shoutout to the pan people who have no idea how to even come out to their parents

Shoutout to all the asexual people with parents that think they’re just not ready for sex yet.

Shoutout to all the non-heterosexual people with homophobic parents

Reblogged from smileyalwayssmiling


Reblog if you value OOC communication.

arcanebarrage:

With your RP partner(s), your guildmate(s), or even acquaintances in random RP/scenes you’ve never met before! You prefer to talk OOC to establish a dialogue, a conversation, and who knows? Maybe even friendship and adventures!

Reblogged from cosmoscastiel


(Source: southernpiphi)

Reblogged from officialalphadave


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