… I suppose I appreciate your support, Grey Face.
So Phil Coulson is the next Chuck Norris?
Phil Coulson is so Badass that Chuck Norris tells these jokes about Phil….
(via jo--harvelle)
Trying to prove a point to my family
Ahem.
“Ugly? Me?”
Ugly? AHAHAHAHA. OH FUCK THAT’S A GOOD ONE. HA! That would certainly make life easy if it were true.
Loki’s gorgeous. End of story.
(via lily-march)
What if you played a game where you put a bit of each element in each chocolate.
The last person alive wins.
reblogging because that.
(Source: jkubee92, via strangeandnerdy)
This is my favourite Shakespeare quote
(Source: merasmus, via littlewhouffle)
(via gayboyband)
I failed my driver’s test for not being ‘assertive enough.’
(via deliciousseaweed)(Source: speakoutbeheard, via deliciousseaweed)
The messages you received from your family or your childhood experiences may have caused you to believe that assertiveness is unacceptable or even dangerous. Practice saying the following: I have the right to be treated with respect by others. I have the right to express my feelings and opinions. I have the right to say no without feeling guilty. I have the right to ask for what I want. I have the right to make my own mistakes. I have the right to pursue happiness.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between…
you never understood pain as a child ‘til you had to sit on the floor in between ya mamas legs while she yanked ya hair up into these little shits and the ball part snapped against ya skull
i beg to differ
you never understood pain as a child until your mother brushed your hair
(via strangeandnerdy)
just look at how happy this turtle looks i mean how can you not like this picture
(via oreo-mcweaver)
endless list of animated husbands → Dimitri (Anastasia)
(via captaincharlei)
I hate that feeling when you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning, no apparent reason. It just happens. You feel empty, and you feel hopeless. And you just feel tired. As if you never want to move again. Then when someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t say because there is nothing that comes to mind. Then you start thinking of what it could be, and you realize just how much is wrong.
This post is perfect
(via fullmoon500)
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
(via invisiblink)
hasa diga eebowai is the best song in the universe and if you disagree then congrats you have an opinion and it doesn’t match mine now let’s respect each other and our tastes